The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

A Plot for Granny (1967)

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine

Quotes 

• Mr. Brubaker : Have you heard anything from the police?

  Jed Clampett : Well, no. For a while there, I was afraid Mrs. Drysdale next door was gonna call 'em, but we think we figured a way to keep her quiet. Jethro, you got that hole dug for Mrs. Drysdale?

  Jethro Bodine : Yes sir, Uncle Jed.

  Jed Clampett : Fine and dandy. We'll plant her as soon as we take car of Granny.

• Jed Clampett : You cut down one of our trees to make that?

  Jethro Bodine : No sir. Cut down one of Mrs. Drysdale's.

  Jed Clampett : Why?

  Jethro Bodine : So Granny won't know about it.

  Jed Clampett : Well, Mrs. Drysdale will know about it. She's gonna yell bloody murder.

  Jethro Bodine : She ain't home.

  Jed Clampett : When she comes home and sees what you done, she'll likely call the police.

  Jethro Bodine : No she won't. I gnawed the stump so it looked like a beaver done it.