The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

A Plot for Granny (1967)

Richard Deacon: Mr. Brubaker

Quotes 

• Mr. Mortimer : I want you to try to sell him a family plot. These people are loaded.

  Mr. Brubaker : I see there are four in the family.

  Mr. Mortimer : Yeah, but I want you to sell them five plots. One for their banker.

  Mr. Brubaker : Banker?

  Mr. Mortimer : Believe me, when Clampett goes, that guy will kill himself.

• Mr. Brubaker : Have you heard anything from the police?

  Jed Clampett : Well, no. For a while there, I was afraid Mrs. Drysdale next door was gonna call 'em, but we think we figured a way to keep her quiet. Jethro, you got that hole dug for Mrs. Drysdale?

  Jethro Bodine : Yes sir, Uncle Jed.

  Jed Clampett : Fine and dandy. We'll plant her as soon as we take car of Granny.

• Mr. Brubaker : I'm very sorry to disturb him in his time of mourning.

  Elly May Clampett : Oh, that's all right. He's been up since the crack of dawn.