The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

A Real Nice Neighbor (1965)

Nancy Kulp: Jane Hathaway

Quotes 

• Milburn Drysdale : Carrington, Mrs. Philip B., widow, financial rating AAA, between 23 and 24.

  Jane Hathaway : So young.

  Milburn Drysdale : What young? That's how many millions she's got.

  Jane Hathaway : Well how old a woman is she?

  Milburn Drysdale : Who cares? With that kind of money, she's in the prime of her life.

• Jane Hathaway : [Jethro is depressed because the new neighbor doesn't have a pretty maid]  Jethro, if you're lonesome for feminine companionship, come to my place this evening.

  Jethro Bodine : Do you have a pretty maid?

• Milburn Drysdale : Let's have the wedding here in the bank.

  Jane Hathaway : Wedding?

  Milburn Drysdale : Yes, they can be married in the vault. It will be a beautiful ceremony. Do you, 50 million take this 24 million to be your lawfully wedded co-depositor?

• Jane Hathaway : The fact is, we don't even know what Mrs. Carrington looks like.

  Milburn Drysdale : Well she's beautiful. Terrific figure.

  Jane Hathaway : How do you know?

  Milburn Drysdale : I've got her picture right here.

  Jane Hathaway : That is a financial report.

  Milburn Drysdale : Yes, isn't she lovely? And look at that cash on hand. What a figure!

• Milburn Drysdale : What's your idea of romance?

  Jane Hathaway : Romeo and Juliet, Tristan and Isolde, Venus and Adonis, Eloise and Avalon.

  Milburn Drysdale : Baloney! I'll bet Clampett and Carrington have got more money than all of them put together.