The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Brewster's Honeymoon (1965)

Frank Wilcox: John Brewster

Quotes 

• Milburn Drysdale : There it is Mr. Brewster. That's where the Clampetts are living right now.

  John Brewster : What a magnificent estate!

  Milburn Drysdale : It's quite a change from that little cabin in the hills, eh?

  John Brewster : I'll say.

  Milburn Drysdale : Yes, that place has got everything, championship tennis court, olympic-sized swimming pool. The main house has 32 rooms, 14 baths, and guess how many servants.

  John Brewster : How many?

  Milburn Drysdale : None.

• John Brewster : The last time I tried to land near the Clampetts in a helicopter, Granny took a shot at me.

• Edythe Brewster : I'm very anxious to meet the Clampetts. John has told me of their transformation from backwoods hillbillies to Beverly Hills millionaires.

  John Brewster : I'm only sorry you couldn't have seen them the way they looked 3 years ago back in those hills. I'll never forget Mr. Clampett when he opened the door of that cabin. He looked like he hadn't shaved for 3 days, he had on an old beat-up hat, faded blue jeans, a torn coat. He was carrying a jug of mountain dew.

  Jed Clampett : [Jed answers the door looking like he hasn't shaved in 3 days, wearing an old beat-up hat and faded blue jeans, and carrying Granny's jug]  Well howdy folks.

• Jed Clampett : I got good news fer you. You ain't spendin' your honeymoon in no hotel.

  Edythe Brewster : I ain't?

  Jed Clampett , Milburn Drysdale , John Brewster : No, you ain't.

• Jed Clampett : Seems a shame to clutter up a honeymoon with a lot of worries like that. All we had to worry about was what time the shivaree started.

  Edythe Brewster : The what?

  Jed Clampett : Shivaree.

  John Brewster : It's a custom in certain rural areas, darling, where the friends and neighbors of the newlyweds get together and serenade them by shooting off guns, beating on pots and pans, blowing on horns, yelling.

  Jed Clampett : In the middle of the night.

  Edythe Brewster : You're joking.

  Jed Clampett : Naw, then everybody come in, have vittles, pass the jug around. It's a heap of fun once the first scare wore off.