- Jethro Bodine: Now you're gonna find out what happens when you insult General "Buzz" Bodine.
- Elly May Clampett: What's "Buzz" mean?
- Daisy Moses: Buzzard, what else?
- Sam Drucker: He raises barley, corn, rye.
- Daisy Moses: You can make good stuff outta them.
- Jed Clampett: Granny!
- Daisy Moses: I mean stuff like bread.
- Jed Clampett: Sure you do.
- Howard Hewes: If you ever happen to come by my place, drop in. I'll give you three fingers of "bread".