The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Dash Riprock, You Cad (1965)
Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett
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Quotes
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Daisy Moses : And there's Elly May, with the prettiest figure that ever came outta the hills.
Jed Clampett : That's the truth. She got more curves than a goat path.
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Jed Clampett : Forget for a minute that you're Elly May's cousin. Now speakin' as just a young feller, whose figure would you pick? Miss Jane's or Elly May's?
Jethro Bodine : Well, Miss Jane's.
Jed Clampett : Why?
Jethro Bodine : Heck fire, if I had Elly's figure, I'd look like a girl!
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Jed Clampett : Only one thing can make a girl forget a boy. That's another boy.
Daisy Moses : You got one in mind, Jed?
Jed Clampett : That movie studio of mine is crawlin' with 'em.
Daisy Moses : Slitherin' is the word. Snakes in the grass, that's what them Hollywood actors is.
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Jed Clampett : By doggies, whatever Miss Jane's got, it's hid like a quail in a thicket.
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Jed Clampett : [talking to Granny] Miss Jane's a fine woman, all right, got a good head on her shoulders. From there on down, she appears to've been shorted a mite.