The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Double Naught Jethro (1965)

Joyce Nizzari: Mabel Slocum

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Quotes 

• John Cushing : J.D. Clampett, that's Drysdale's star depositor. What is your connection with him?

  Jethro Bodine : Well, he's my... oh no, if there's any secret blabbin' to be done around here, she's gonna do it.

  Mabel Slocum : Me?

  John Cushing : What makes you think so?

  Jethro Bodine : Well Heck Fire! That's what always happens when a double naught spy tangles with a pretty girl. One kiss and she spills the beans. Watch this.

  [He kisses her and when they finish he's in a daze] 

  Jethro Bodine : J.D. Clampett is my uncle. He has pert near 50 million dollars in Mr. Drysdale's bank. My cousin Elly May commenced workin' there today.

  John Cushing : Well that's very interesting.

  [nods to Miss Slocum] 

  Mabel Slocum : [Miss Slocum kisses Jethro again]  What else can you tell us?

  Jethro Bodine : You keep kissin', I'll think of somethin'.

• Jed Clampett : You one of them double naught spies?

  Mabel Slocum : No.

  Jethro Bodine : They number girl spies different. She's what you call a 36-23-36.

  Mabel Slocum : Actually, I'm in new accounts at the Merchants Bank. I'd like to talk to you about using our facilities as a repository for some of your enormous reserves.

  Jed Clampett : Well I'll be glad to talk to you about that a whatever it means.