The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Drysdale and Friend (1969)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : If Mr. Drysdale's been doin' the cookin' for Jethro and Elly's bear, he ain't had much time for bankin'.

• Daisy Moses : Wait a minute, Jed. When we was on that train, Christmas night, I recollect Sam Drucker lookin' out the window and sayin' he seen a bear drivin' a truck.

  Jed Clampett : Yeah, we just thought he'd had too much egg nog.

  Jethro Bodine : That was Fairchild. I learned him how to drive so he could spell Mr. Drysdale at the wheel.

  Daisy Moses : A bear?

  Jethro Bodine : He ain't bad, Granny. He hogs the road a lot, but the other drivers never complain.

• Jed Clampett : He's committed murder?

  Jane Hathaway : Not yet, but I'm afraid he will when he gets back to the bank.

• Jed Clampett : Your honor, Mr. Drysdale is a real good friend of ours. I can vouch for his character.

  Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : If I was to turn him loose, is he the kind of a banker that would run off with my wife?

  Jed Clampett : Naw, he wouldn't do nuthin' like that.

  Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Well, in that case, we might as well take him fishin' with us. Prisoner is sentenced to cut bait.