"The Beverly Hillbillies" Drysdale and Friend (TV Episode 1969) - Raymond Bailey as Milburn Drysdale

Milburn Drysdale : Keep your voice down and put that corn whiskey away. If he wakes up and sees that jug, he'll go for it.

Sheriff Pete Ragsdale : You mean you let that bear drink?

Milburn Drysdale : Try and stop him. He's sleeping one off now and when he wakes up with a hangover, oh he's mean.

Sheriff Pete Ragsdale : You've got to be crazy to be driving around with a drunken bear.

Milburn Drysdale : That's nothing. But when he's driving, then it's nervous.
Milburn Drysdale : Are you sure you talked to the Commerce Bank?

Sheriff Pete Ragsdale : That's the one.

Milburn Drysdale : Well, who did you talk to? I'll fire them.

Sheriff Pete Ragsdale : I couldn't catch the name, he was laughing to hard

Milburn Drysdale : Did you tell him his boss was in jail.

Sheriff Pete Ragsdale : Yes sir. That's when he started laughing.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : You're in contempt of court just from the way you look.

Milburn Drysdale : It's not my fault. I didn't sleep a wink last night. They were building a scaffold outside my cell.

Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Yeah, we gonna hang that big city banker that ran off with my wife.

Milburn Drysdale : Hang him? Why?

Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : He brought her back.
Sam Drucker : I'd be real careful what I say about Judge Johnson. There's two kinds of men he don't like, and you're both of 'em.

Milburn Drysdale : I am a Beverly Hills banker.

Sam Drucker : Bingo.

Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale