The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Drysdale and Friend (1969)

Frank Cady: Sam Drucker

Quotes 

• Sam Drucker : Hey Fred can I barrow your truck to run over to Ripely?

  Fred Ziffel : Oh I recon so. But take it easy Arnold asleep on the front seat. He's up half the night watching the late late show.

  Sam Drucker : You know Fred you treat that pig better then you do your wife.

  Fred Ziffel : Have you seen Doris lately?

• Fred Ziffel : Sam?

  Sam Drucker : Yeah?

  Fred Ziffel : What time you coming back?

  Sam Drucker : Well just as quick as I can Fred. You see a friend of a friend is in Jail over in Ripely and I want to see if I can talk the Judge into taking it easy on him.

  Fred Ziffel : You don't mean Old Vinegar Joe Johnson the hanging Judge?

  Sam Drucker : Oh now Fred Judge Johnson ain't so bad.

  Fred Ziffel : Where that man spits grass never grows again.

  Harry : He only turned mean after his Wife run off with that Banker from Kansas City.

  Sam Drucker : You see Fred I won't have no trouble as long as the prisoner ain't a Banker or a City feller.

• Sam Drucker : I'd be real careful what I say about Judge Johnson. There's two kinds of men he don't like, and you're both of 'em.

  Milburn Drysdale : I am a Beverly Hills banker.

  Sam Drucker : Bingo.