The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Drysdale and Friend (1969)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
Quotes
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Jethro Bodine : Am I glad you is all back. Especially you, Granny. I love you. Can I carry you to the house?
Daisy Moses : Oh, if it makes you happy, Jethro.
Jethro Bodine : Oh it does. I wanna get you to the stove as quick as I can.
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Daisy Moses : Wait a minute, Jed. When we was on that train, Christmas night, I recollect Sam Drucker lookin' out the window and sayin' he seen a bear drivin' a truck.
Jed Clampett : Yeah, we just thought he'd had too much egg nog.
Jethro Bodine : That was Fairchild. I learned him how to drive so he could spell Mr. Drysdale at the wheel.
Daisy Moses : A bear?
Jethro Bodine : He ain't bad, Granny. He hogs the road a lot, but the other drivers never complain.
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Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : What else is this hobo charged with?
Bailiff : Transportin' moonshine.
[puts a jug on the Judge's bench]
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Smells like Tennessee Tranquilizer.
Daisy Moses : You got a good nose on you, Judge. That's just what it is.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Who are you?
Daisy Moses : I'm her Granny and I made that stuff you're sniffin'.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : You may approach the bench.
[whispers to Granny]
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : How would you like to go fishin' too?
Daisy Moses : Can I take Elly and her bear with us?
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : I insist on it.
Daisy Moses : It's a deal.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : Bailiff, is there any more of this here evidence?
Bailiff : Yes, your honor, 3 jugs.
Judge Vinegar Joe Johnson : I want it all impounded on my boat. Court's adjourned.