- Foster Phinney: Miss Hathaway's a very nice tenant.
- Milburn Drysdale: Are you a nice landlord?
- Foster Phinney: I try to be.
- Milburn Drysdale: Well stop trying.
- Jed Clampett: Granny, it appears you see this job mainly as a way for Elly to meet fellers.
- Daisy Moses: How do you see it?
- Jed Clampett: Same way.
- Foster Phinney: Mr. Drysdale, did you serve in World War II?
- Milburn Drysdale: Yes I did.
- Foster Phinney: Which side?
- Milburn Drysdale: You've been completely exonerated.
- Jed Clampett: Well, we was at first, but we's cooled off now.