The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Flatt, Clampett, and Scruggs (1965)

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine

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• Jane Hathaway : Soon I shall be cooking for you all the time.

  Jethro Bodine : You will?

  Jane Hathaway : Of course. Three meals a day.

  Jethro Bodine : I ain't cuttin' down to three meals a day! No ma'am! Uh-uh! Not me! No!

• Jane Hathaway : You sit down. I shall serve you the food and we'll discuss our future.

  Jethro Bodine : Our what?

  Jane Hathaway : Oh there are plans to be made, dear boy. For example, when shall we have our nuptials?

  Jethro Bodine : Well, let's have 'em with the biscuits and red eye gravy.

• Jethro Bodine : Please don't cry, Miss Jane. Your biscuits are better'n mine. Leastwise they's softer. And your gravy smells just scrumptious.

  Jane Hathaway : The gravy is good?

  Jethro Bodine : Well I betcha it would be if I could get it outta the bowl. It sure did set up fast.