The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Granny's Romance (1965)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

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Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : You know the Sibley sodbuster do you?

  Phyllis : Oh no, but I'll learn, and I'm going to show you a few things along the way.

  [dances suggestively around Jed] 

  Jed Clampett : Dogged if that ain't got the Sibley sodbuster backed right off the floor.

• Elly May Clampett : Granny sure is happy, ain't she, Pa?

  Jed Clampett : For a fact, Elly. Ever since she met that fella, she's been grinnin' like a butcher's dog.

• Jed Clampett : [Clifton Cavanaugh meets Jed]  I'm Jed Clampett.

  Clifton Cavanaugh : So, you're J.D. Clampett, eh?

  Jed Clampett : Yes, sir. Pleased to meet ya.

  Clifton Cavanaugh : It's a rare treat to shake hands with you like this.

  [shakes hands] 

  Jed Clampett : Oh? That's the way I've always done it.