The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Granny's Romance (1965)

Kent Smith: Clifton Cavanaugh

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : So, you've been wantin' to meet me have you?

  Clifton Cavanaugh : Yes, and now that I have... Au revoir.

  [heads for the door] 

  Daisy Moses : HEY! that's the wrong way! The parlor's in here!

• Jed Clampett : [Clifton Cavanaugh meets Jed]  I'm Jed Clampett.

  Clifton Cavanaugh : So, you're J.D. Clampett, eh?

  Jed Clampett : Yes, sir. Pleased to meet ya.

  Clifton Cavanaugh : It's a rare treat to shake hands with you like this.

  [shakes hands] 

  Jed Clampett : Oh? That's the way I've always done it.