The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Jed's Temptation (1965)

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine

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• Jethro Bodine : Hey, Granny was right. Hey, you are stove up. Why, you are as stiff as a board. I'll go tell her.

  Jed Clampett : No. What do you wanna tell her fer?

  Jethro Bodine : Well, so she can take care of you. She'll rub in some of her liniment.

  Jed Clampett : Only thing she'll rub in'll be some of her 'I told ya so's' and I'll be dogged if I'm gonna give her that satisfaction.

• Daisy Moses : You should have seen the two of them cuttin' didos on the dance floor last night.

  Jethro Bodine : They stomped up a storm, huh Granny?

  Daisy Moses : They were bouncin' around like a couple of chickens in high rye!

• Jethro Bodine : [referring to Phyllis on the phone]  Boy, she purrs like a cat full of cream.

• Daisy Moses : The way you was showin' off, you'll never get outta her clutches.

  Jethro Bodine : She got you in her clutches, Uncle Jed?

  Jed Clampett : Course not. I just took the woman dancin' one night. That don't hardly put me in her clutches.

  Daisy Moses : Ha! She's got her painted finger nails in you like a fistful of fish hooks!