The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Mr. Farquhar Stays On (1965)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jethro Bodine : With him bein' Mrs. Drysdale's Pa, if he were to marry Granny, would that make Mrs. Drysdale my Ma?

  Jed Clampett : 'Course not, boy. Strictly speakin', Granny's not your granny, she's Elly's granny. Your Ma, who is my Cousin Pearl is Elly's great aunt on account of her Ma and my Pa was brother and sister and that makes us first cousins. Now I married Granny's daughter, so Pearl by marriage... that is to say, my Pa... well anyway I think yer a grand nephew.

  Jethro Bodine : Thank you. I think you're a swell uncle too.

• Jed Clampett : Do you get the feelin' that Granny'd like us to make ourselves scarce?

  Jethro Bodine : I don't. She told me to fix this keg.

  [Granny picks up a piece of wood and shakes it at Jethro] 

  Jethro Bodine : I'm gettin' a feeling.