"The Beverly Hillbillies" Mr. Farquhar Stays On (TV Episode 1965) - Max Baer Jr. as Jethro Bodine

Jethro Bodine : With him bein' Mrs. Drysdale's Pa, if he were to marry Granny, would that make Mrs. Drysdale my Ma?

Jed Clampett : 'Course not, boy. Strictly speakin', Granny's not your granny, she's Elly's granny. Your Ma, who is my Cousin Pearl is Elly's great aunt on account of her Ma and my Pa was brother and sister and that makes us first cousins. Now I married Granny's daughter, so Pearl by marriage... that is to say, my Pa... well anyway I think yer a grand nephew.

Jethro Bodine : Thank you. I think you're a swell uncle too.
Elly May Clampett : I've got my financing for Las Vegas, a rich widow.

Jethro Bodine : Really?

Elly May Clampett : Yeah, we're forming a partnership.

Jethro Bodine : Ha! Good luck.

Elly May Clampett : You don't object?

Jethro Bodine : Why should I? Her money isn't in my bank... is it?

Elly May Clampett : As a matter of fact it is.

Jethro Bodine : You don't mean Granny?

Elly May Clampett : I call her Daisy. She calls me Lowell.

Jethro Bodine : Why you Beacon Hill bunko artist!
Jed Clampett : Do you get the feelin' that Granny'd like us to make ourselves scarce?

Jethro Bodine : I don't. She told me to fix this keg.

[Granny picks up a piece of wood and shakes it at Jethro]

Jethro Bodine : I'm gettin' a feeling.

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine