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The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Shorty to the Rescue (1970)
Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses
Quotes
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Shorty Kellems : I'm goin' down to the cement pond to get a look at that Mark Templeton. I ain't never seen a feller that's half frog.
Daisy Moses : Well don't let him get you under the water or he'll turn you into a frog.
Shorty Kellems : You're joshin'.
Daisy Moses : Oh no I ain't. And if that happens, there's only two ways to turn you back.
Shorty Kellems : What are they?
Daisy Moses : Take you to Dr. Klingner or get you kissed by a pretty girl.
Shorty Kellems : I'll take the pretty girl.