The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
Silver Dollar City Fair (1969)
Shug Fisher: Shorty Kellems
Quotes
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Elly May Clampett : I dropped my cake on the kitchen table, and it busted into little pieces!
Shorty Kellems : That's a shame, Elly.
Jed Clampett : Well, I guess that'll keep outta the cake baking contest.
Elly May Clampett : Oh, no sir. The cake's fine, it's the table I gotta sweep up.
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Jed Clampett : Knowin' Elly's cakes, that thing must have weighed a ton.
Shorty Kellems : It bowed the floor a might. It was sure pretty, Jed. Decorated so fancy with her name wrote across the top in icing, Elly May Clampett.
Jed Clampett : There goes any chance of denyin' who dunnit.
Shorty Kellems : Don't you worry, Jed. As pretty as Elly is, there'll be some young feller bid on that cake.
Jed Clampett : Just so you don't bite on it.