The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

Son of Lafe Returns (1964)

Irene Ryan: Daisy Moses

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• Daisy Moses : That jackrabbit was here. And Dub Crick is here. And probably his no good Pa along with him.

  Jed Clampett : Well then uh their car oughta be settin ' out front huh?

  Daisy Moses : Yeah! Lets go set fire to it!

• Daisy Moses : [Granny is describing women at the supermarket]  Oh, it's shameful. Why, them women show more than a sideshow wiggle dancer at a county fair! Ain't you been down there? Ain't you seen 'em?

  Jed Clampett : No, but you sure put me in a mood to go.

• Jed Clampett : Mr. Drysdale seems to set great store by young Fernpod, uh, Simply. Say's he's gonna move right up the ladder.

  Daisy Moses : Ladder? What's he do down at the bank, wash windows?

  Jed Clampett : The way I understand it, he's got somethin' to do with bookkeeping.

  Daisy Moses : Must keep 'em on a high shelf if he has to climb for 'em.

• Jed Clampett : Let's forget about Dub Crick.

  Daisy Moses : That suits me fine. Why even that name ain't rightfully his.

  Jed Clampett : Dub?

  Daisy Moses : Got it from a schoolteacher. Somebody asked her if Lafe's boy is smart or dumb and she had a cold when she answered.

• Jane Hathaway : Au revoir, Granny.

  Daisy Moses : Same to you, whatever it is.