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The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Big Bank Battle (1965)
Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale
Quotes
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Jed Clampett : Well I'll be doggone, a boat in a bottle.
Milburn Drysdale : Yes, you see Mr. Clampett, I've been giving a lot of thought to your problem of keeping busy. Now a friend of mine had the same problem. He solved it by building this boat.
Jed Clampett : How did he get it in there?
Milburn Drysdale : He built it in there, It took 3 years.
Jed Clampett : He coulda built it a lot quicker outside the bottle.
Milburn Drysdale : Yes, he wanted to build it in there.
Jed Clampett : Why?
Milburn Drysdale : It's his hobby.
Jed Clampett : How's he gonna get it out?
Milburn Drysdale : He doesn't want to get it out.
Jed Clampett : How's he gonna sail it?
Milburn Drysdale : He won't. It's just to look at.
Jed Clampett : Be easier to look at outside the bottle, wouldn't it?
Milburn Drysdale : Yes but...
Jed Clampett : Seems to me he wasted a boat and a bottle.
Milburn Drysdale : But think of all the absorbing hours he spent.
Jed Clampett : Yeah, he wasted them too.
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Jethro Bodine : Hey, you know that boat that was in the bottle?
Milburn Drysdale : What do you mean, was?
Jethro Bodine : Well I got it out for ya.
Milburn Drysdale : You didn't.
Jethro Bodine : Yes sir, it was easy. All I did was knock the bottom outta the bottle.
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Milburn Drysdale : Just take a look at these coins. This collection belongs to a friend of mine. You see that dime?
Jed Clampett : Yep.
Milburn Drysdale : He paid $12,000 for that.
Jed Clampett : He got slickered. A dime's only worth 10 cents.