The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Boarder (1964)
Arthur Treacher: Arthur Pinckney
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Quotes
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Mr. Pinckney : Where are my quarters?
Jethro Bodine : Forget it. Granny says no tippin'.
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Mr. Pinckney : You are never to address me as Arthur, only as Mr. Pinckney, sir.
Daisy Moses : I ain't no sir!
Jed Clampett : I wouldn't fault him for that. Maybe he don't see so good, he's lost half his glasses.
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Jed Clampett : Mr. Pinckney, we want you to think of yourself as one of the family.
Mr. Pinckney : What a nauseating suggestion.
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Mr. Pinckney : I shall fight you in the drawing room, I shall fight you in the bed chambers, I shall fight you in the kitchen, and I shall so bear myself that if Arthur Pinckney and his fame last for a thousand years, men will still say, This was his finest hour.
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Mr. Pinckney : Young man, kindly remove your cousin from the chandelier.
Jethro Bodine : Oh heck, Bessie ain't my cousin.
Mr. Pinckney : Really?
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Mr. Pinckney : What is that?
[points to the chimp dusting the chandelier]
Elly May Clampett : That's Cousin Bessie.
Mr. Pinckney : [Pinckney's monocle falls out] Cousin Bessie?
Elly May Clampett : Yeah. Ain't she a doozy. Why she can hang on with one hand and dust with three.
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Mr. Pinckney : You're setting a fine example for young Master Jethro.
Jed Clampett : Come on, young Mosster Jethro.
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Mr. Pinckney : I will dress you, sir.
Jed Clampett : You'll what?
Mr. Pinckney : Dress you, sir.
Jed Clampett : I wouldn't bet on that.
Mr. Pinckney : But you need my help, sir.
Jed Clampett : I been dressin' myself for a lotta years and I aim to keep right on doin' it.
Mr. Pinckney : I insist, sir.
Jed Clampett : You wanna dress me, you got to shoot me and skin me first.