- Daisy Moses: When Dash gets here, he's got to choose twixt you and Miss Jane, and Miss Jane has got to win. It ain't so far-fetched, like fishin' without bait, yet it ain't impossible.
- Elly May Clampett: I'd want to live in a little log cabin in the hills.
- Dash Riprock: A log cabin?
- Elly May Clampett: And we'll have a little patch of ground and a goat, a pig or two, and ten or twelve young-uns, just a small family.
- Dash Riprock: Ten or twelve?
- Elly May Clampett: Yeah, course you'd wanna trade them fancy duds and shiny shoes for some overalls and a pair of clod crunchers.
- Dash Riprock: Clod crunchers?
- Elly May Clampett: Whilst you is out pullin' a plow all day, I'd be cookin' for you. Fish head stew and baked possum, hog jowls...
- Dash Riprock: I want you to have some time to think about this, Elly. Why don't I call you in a couple years.