The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts vs. Automation (1965)

Donna Douglas: Elly May Clampett

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : I'm about of a notion that that little fella needs fixin' more than his car.

  Jethro Bodine : Whatcha mean?

  Jed Clampett : Well uh, turns out that we had his name backwards and he didn't have the gumption to tell us.

  Elly May Clampett : He is right skittish.

  Jed Clampett : I believe that a good-sized bunny rabbit could face him down.

• Elly May Clampett : [Jethro and Elly are fixing Leroy's car]  Trouble must be in that thing up front.

  Jethro Bodine : That's the engine, you dumb girl.

  Elly May Clampett : You better watch out who you callin' dumb. I'm *smart*!

  Jethro Bodine : You're about as smart as *that* monkey.

  Elly May Clampett : Well, that's better.