The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Clampetts vs. Automation (1965)

Byron Foulger: Leroy Lester

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : Come on inside and set a spell, Mr. Leroy. Jethro'll fix yer car for ya.

  Leroy Lester : Well, I don't have much money.

  Jed Clampett : Why, you'd insult Jethro if you offered him any money.

  Jethro Bodine : No he wouldn't.

• Leroy Lester : I usually have just a half a can of beans for lunch.

  Daisy Moses : What do ya have for supper?

  Leroy Lester : The other half.

• Leroy Lester : I'm not as fast as the machine, especially with this rheumatism in my hands.

  Daisy Moses : Rheumatiz? I got medicine that'll fix that.