- Jed Clampett: Granny, the boy has been thrown outta that tree a couple times on his head.
- Jethro Bodine: It ain't just that I got to fight Elly up there in that treetop. She'll have her bobcat up there to help her, a raccoon and her possum and no tellin' what all.
- Jed Clampett: There goes a little ape to join her side.
- Jethro Bodine: Son of a gun can hang on with one hand and hit you with three!
- Jed Clampett: You see, here in Beverly Hills, a girl's got a chance to marry up with a handsome movie star.
- Daisy Moses: Yeah, like Tom Mix or Hoot Gibson.
- Jed Clampett: Granny, I hear tell that they got some new ones. Miss Jane was talkin' about a feller named Cary Grant.
- Daisy Moses: GRANT?
- Jed Clampett: I don't think he's any relation.