"The Beverly Hillbillies" The Great Cook-Off (TV Episode 1968) - Max Baer Jr. as Jethro Bodine

Jethro Bodine : Hi Elly, how do I look?

[Jethro is wearing a gladiator outfit]

Elly May Clampett : You look like a big dumb nut.
Jethro Bodine : [Jethro is wearing an ancient Roman uniform] She'll really go for me in this. This is what the emperor hisself wears.

Jane Hathaway : Caesar?

Jethro Bodine : Not yet, but I figured to hold hands with her tonight.

Jethro Bodine : [Mr. Drysdale comes out of his office] Hail, Mr. Drysdale.

Jethro Bodine : Hail, Jethro. Hail? What's going on? What's this getup for?

Jethro Bodine : It's so I can make a hit with that beautiful Italian cook.

Jane Hathaway : She'll see him as the noblest Roman of them all.

Milburn Drysdale : Caesar?

Jane Hathaway : Not yet, but he plans to hold hands with her tonight.

Milburn Drysdale : When will I learn to stay in my own office and keep the door closed?
Jethro Bodine : Mr. Drysdale, I gotta go rescue my bride. As quick as Granny blasts Uncle Jed down outta the tree, she's goin' gunnin' for Maria.

Jane Hathaway : Why?

Jethro Bodine : Cause Maria done took over the kitchen. The whole house is in a uproar. If I don't get her out, there'll be rock salt bouncin' off every wall... Oh, wish me a happy weddin'.

Max Baer Jr.: Jethro Bodine