The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)
The Great Cook-Off (1968)
Raymond Bailey: Milburn Drysdale
Quotes
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Milburn Drysdale : And while you're at the agency, fill out an application.
Jane Hathaway : I'm fired?
Milburn Drysdale : Certainly not. After the agency, you go to the Clampett's, straighten everything out, make everyone happy, and then you're fired.
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Jethro Bodine : [Jethro is wearing an ancient Roman uniform] She'll really go for me in this. This is what the emperor hisself wears.
Jane Hathaway : Caesar?
Jethro Bodine : Not yet, but I figured to hold hands with her tonight.
Jethro Bodine : [Mr. Drysdale comes out of his office] Hail, Mr. Drysdale.
Jethro Bodine : Hail, Jethro. Hail? What's going on? What's this getup for?
Jethro Bodine : It's so I can make a hit with that beautiful Italian cook.
Jane Hathaway : She'll see him as the noblest Roman of them all.
Milburn Drysdale : Caesar?
Jane Hathaway : Not yet, but he plans to hold hands with her tonight.
Milburn Drysdale : When will I learn to stay in my own office and keep the door closed?