- Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: You're a scourge and a pestilence and an abomination!
- Daisy Moses: Sister Drysdale, maybe I'm a little over sensitive, but I got a feelin' that you ain't altogether pleased.
- Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Pleased? I'm inconsolable!
- Daisy Moses: Oh good! I was worried.
- Mrs. Margaret Drysdale: Oh what's the use. I'm going to give you an ultimatum!
- Daisy Moses: Well that's real neighborly of you, but I ain't got nothin' ready to give you.
- Jethro Bodine: Hey Uncle Jed! You shoulda seen Granny whoop Mrs. Drysdale.
- Daisy Moses: I was protecting our property. She was tresspassin'.
- Jed Clampett: Maybe she come over to talk, just to get somethin' off her chest.
- Jethro Bodine: She sure did. Granny was sittin' on it.
- Milburn Drysdale: [about the Boston Strong Girl] She's going to head up my loan collection department.