The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The Soap Opera (1968)

John Dehner: Rex Goodbody

Quotes 

• Daisy Moses : How is your wife takin' all this?

  Rex Goodbody : My wife? Oh, you mean the one they talk about on television.

  Daisy Moses : You got more 'n her?

  Rex Goodbody : I'm only married to that one for 30 minutes each day. The rest of the time I'm footloose and fancy free.

  Daisy Moses : No wonder the poor woman is half-crazed.

• Rex Goodbody : [Granny lifts up the back of Rex's toupee]  I think I feel a draft.

  Daisy Moses : I don't doubt it. You ever been through a Injun raid?