The Beverly Hillbillies (TV Series)

The South Rises Again (1967)

Buddy Ebsen: Jed Clampett

Quotes 

• Jed Clampett : I'm goin' back to bed.

  Daisy Moses : You mean you ain't goin' to fight with yer family?

  Jed Clampett : I been fightin' with you for 2 days.

  Daisy Moses : I mean shoulder to shoulder agin Grant and his bushwhackin' fureigners.

• Jed Clampett : Now Granny, supposin' that all this nonsense you been talkin' is true, why would the North want to commence a fracas in Los Angeles?

  Daisy Moses : So they can attack under the cover of smog.

• Jed Clampett : Miss Jane, mules come to Granny for stubborn lessons.