- Daisy Moses: [reading Sam Drucker's letter] "I hope you like them, sugar." Bold rascal.
- Jed Clampett: Called you "sugar", did he?
- Daisy Moses: Read it for yourself.
- Jed Clampett: I think that goes with the next line. "I hope you like them sugar-cured".
- Jethro Bodine: Who's the patient?
- Daisy Moses: His name is Fairchild.
- Jethro Bodine: Okay... Hey, wait a minute. You mean Elly's bear?
- Daisy Moses: That's right. I gotta remove a letter out of his stomach.
- Jethro Bodine: I ain't gonna hold down a bear while you whittle on him!