- Dylan McKay: [In the Walsh's driveway] I lent you my girlfriend and you made a move on her!
- Steve Sanders: You made a move on Kelly?
- Brandon Walsh: Nothing happened.
- Dylan McKay: Then you send your little sex freak over looking for a hand out!
- Brandon Walsh: Temporary moment of insanity. I wasn't thinking with my head!
- Dylan McKay: You weren't thinking at all!
- Steve Sanders: Hold on a second, can we back up to the part of the sex freak?
- Dylan McKay: You obviously have some kind of problem with me. You wanna hit me; now here's your chance. Come on!
- Brandon Walsh: I don't wanna hit you but if you feel like you wanna hit me go ahead!
- [Dylan takes a swing and Brandon ducks; Steve gets hit in the nose and falls over]
- Steve Sanders: Ouch! Do you know how much a nose costs? I still have two good eyes; maybe you each want to gouge those out!
- [Shoves Dylan and Brandon off of him]
- Brandon Walsh: This is my fault, guys!
- Dylan McKay: Nothing is your fault until I say it is. It's your fault. I was looking forward to giving you a beating, but now I see the beating is going to come from Lucinda!
- Brandon Walsh: I know. Look at us; she's got us at each other's throats. She has got to be loving this.