Beverly Hills, 90210 (TV Series)

A Song for My Mother (1995)

Luke Perry: Dylan McKay

Quotes 

• Dylan McKay : [while Valerie is looking at the different tattoo ideas in the tattoo parlor]  You know I definitely think you should get a little air valve right on the side of your head there

  Valerie Malone : Are you gonna make me sorry I asked you to come?

  Dylan McKay : Well I don't want you to think I'm encouraging this ok?

  Valerie Malone : Well I'm not asking for your permission, I just want your artistic opinion. I mean, some men think tattoos create a sensual mystique about a woman.

  Dylan McKay : [laughs]  yeah and some men don't. And trust me, you got plenty of mystique.

  Valerie Malone : Look Dylan, I'm getting this tattoo. I mean, you're just cranky because you don't like Charlie's script.

  Dylan McKay : Oh, hey I like the script. I just think, when your main character believes in reincarnation it presents a bit of a credibility problem.

  Valerie Malone : Well if you feel so strongly about it, why are you going to see his hypnotherapist

  Dylan McKay : Hey I'm doing a little research. YOU are having a fashion statement etched into your skin.

  Valerie Malone : Umm, do you think it hurts?

  Dylan McKay : What that? No! What are you kiddin' me? I mean look I know a pool shark friend of mine, he passed out once but you're a lot tougher than she was.

• Valerie Malone : [while Valerie is looking at the different tattoo ideas in the tattoo parlor]  You know I definitely think you should get a little air valve right on the side of your head there

  Dylan McKay : Are you gonna make me sorry I asked you to come?

  Valerie Malone : Well I don't want you to think I'm encouraging this ok?

  Dylan McKay : Well I'm not asking for your permission, I just want your artistic opinion. I mean, some men think tattoos create a sensual mystique about a woman.

  Valerie Malone : [laughs]  yeah and some men don't. And trust me, you got plenty of mystique.

  Dylan McKay : Look Dylan, I'm getting this tattoo. I mean, you're just cranky because you don't like Charlie's script.

  Valerie Malone : Oh, hey I like the script. I just think, when your main character believes in reincarnation it presents a bit of a credibility problem.

  Dylan McKay : Well if you feel so strongly about it, why are you going to see his hypnotherapist

  Valerie Malone : Hey I'm doing a little research. YOU are having a fashion statement etched into your skin.

  Dylan McKay : Umm, do you think it hurts?

  Valerie Malone : What that? No! What are you kiddin' me? I mean look I know a pool shark friend of mine, he passed out once but you're a lot tougher than she was.