- Abby Malone: [At Valerie's surprise birthday] Bill, she's onto us!
- Valerie Malone: Onto what?
- Abby Malone: The ring.
- [Cut to Kelly's face and Valerie's face]
- Abby Malone: We're getting married.
- Steve Sanders: Well, you guys will be sisters now.
- [Val and Kelly give each other a glare]
- Kelly Taylor: Dad, you're forty-five minutes late.
- Bill Taylor: I know, I know. I had a meeting and traffic, I'm going to get you a cell phone.
- Kelly Taylor: Another deflection by Bill Taylor, he's late and doesn't call and it's her fault for not having a cell phone.