- Valerie Malone: Come on, Ginger. This is no time to get stoned. We have to get ready for Kelly's party at the Greek Theater.
- Ginger LaMonica: Uh! It sounds like it's going to be so boring. All these Beverly Hills parties are boring. There's no drugs, and not enough booze there. Why do you want to be with these people so much? You were the one who called them "avocado heads" to me over the phone just last year. Do you want to be an avocado head too?
- Valerie Malone: I have my reasons.
- Ginger LaMonica: Most of all, why hang out with Brandon? Yeah, he's nice and all, but he is so straight and moral. Uh! I can't stand people who are good, soulful, and moral. But I'll bet that Steve Sanders has a wild side.
- Valerie Malone: You'd like to hang out with him, wouldn't you? Mostly because he has a platinum card?
- Valerie Malone: Look, Ginger... we need to make an impression on these people, regardless of how square they are. Kelly's 21st birthday is today, and that means a lot to a lot of people.
- Ginger LaMonica: All I know, when I turn 21, I'm planing to get so wasted that I'm going to the nearest tattoo parlor, with a whole bottle of Jack Daniels!
- Valerie Malone: That was your 18th birthday. I was there, remember?
- Ginger LaMonica: Oh... right.
- Dylan McKay: [Looks at stuff on Tony Marchette and sees the engagement ring] You getting engaged?
- Brandon Walsh: Yeah, wanna be my best man?
- Dylan McKay: Thought you'd never ask.
- [Gives him a look]
- Dylan McKay: Take it back!
- Brandon Walsh: Yeah, I have been busy this summer.
- Dylan McKay: So has Kelly from what I hear.
- Brandon Walsh: I know I met the loser coming out of her bedroom this morning.
- [Dylan looks at him and Brandon gives him a fake smile]
- Brandon Walsh: So much for "I choose me!"
- Dylan McKay: Going to the party?
- Brandon Walsh: Of course; I'm a glutton for punishment!
- Dylan McKay: Yeah so am I.
- [pause]
- Dylan McKay: Loser huh?
- Brandon Walsh: [Gives him a look] Loser!
- Kelly Taylor: Nat, would you mind being Jackie's date?
- Nat Bussichio: You want me to sit next to this beautiful blond? I can do that!
- [He and Jackie leave]
- Donna Martin: [Donna is drunk on Champagne again] Can someone pass me the champagne?
- Dylan McKay: Donna, don't you think you should slow down? This is your third glass.
- Donna Martin: [Looks at Dylan] Are you saying you won't give pass it to me? That's fine; I'll get it myself.
- [She reaches for the bottle]
- Brandon Walsh: [Brandon grabs the bottle from her hand] Whoa! Hey, you're cut off!
- Dylan McKay: [Talking to Brandon like a dog] Give it to me Brandon!
- Kelly Taylor: No, no. It's ok; I'll drive her home!
- [Brandon reluctantly gives the bottle back]
- Ginger LaMonica: [At the airport in Val's car] I only have one thing left to say to you.
- [pauses, smiles]
- Ginger LaMonica: Where's my money?
- Valerie Malone: [Both dissolve into giggles] Here it is, you earned every penny.
- [Ginger starts counting]
- Valerie Malone: Hey, you don't have to count it!
- Ginger LaMonica: Yes, I do, from one con to another!