- Valerie Malone: Hey, thanks for not showing up.
- Donna Martin: Save it, Valerie!
- Valerie Malone: I think I deserve an apology.
- Donna Martin: Oh yeah, you deserve something. I know you stole all my clients and lied to me about having none. You know, it's too bad that Cooper left. He should see for what you really are. A lying, cheating, bitch!
- Valerie Malone: [breaking character; smirks] Oh, at last, the eternally innocent Donna Martin is taking off her boxing gloves. Well, be careful sweetheart, don't break a nail.
- Donna Martin: You know, I gave you my trust, I gave you my friendship and you betrayed me, like you betray everyone you know. How do you live with yourself?
- Valerie Malone: How do you live with yourself evey night alone in bed, huh? Maybe just because you're mad at David, your taking it out on me. I think you've got a lot more than what you bargained for when you finally gave up your virginity. And speaking from experience, I know how rough David can be in bed.
- [enraged, Donna puches Valerie in the face]
- Donna Martin: You go to hell!
- Noah Hunter: It's not a problem at least for me but I'm hoping you and Kelly had a chance to talk things out.
- Brandon Walsh: There's not much to say.
- Noah Hunter: I'm telling you as a friend, I think there is.
- Brandon Walsh: [Annoyed] You want to be a friend. Stop trying to be such a hero. You saved David, you saved Kelly, lose the cape!
- [Noah shakes his head]
- Brandon Walsh: Stay out of my business.
- Noah Hunter: You're losing it man! You want Kelly to be afraid of everyone start with yourself. It's you she's afraid of now man!
- [Walks away and then points to him]
- Noah Hunter: You.
- Hairdresser: Two guys at the same time, you're good.
- Valerie Malone: No, actually I'm bad. And the problem is that one is rich and handsome and the other ones poor and handsome and I just can't decide.
- Hairdresser: Allow me.
- Valerie Malone: Yeah, I know you'll probably say the rich one. I mean I would too. But there's just really something about this poor guy
- Hairdresser: Trust me, that part of you is going to get bored long before the rest of you gets used to riding around in a limo.
- Valerie Malone: So it's kind of like a new hairstyle huh? You have to find the one that suits you. Well I'll tell you poor does not look good on me.
- Carly Reynolds: Val? I didn't know you come here, it's so expensive.
- Hairdresser: Friend of yours?
- Steve Sanders: [holding up a parcel] This is for Zach.
- Carly Reynolds: You shouldn't have.
- Steve Sanders: I know. But I wanted to.
- Carly Reynolds: I mean you really shouldn't have. You already got him a baseball glove and a model airplane. Toys won't replace a trip to Magic Mountain. Stop playing Santa.
- Steve Sanders: Carly, I like Zach. I want him to have these things.
- Carly Reynolds: No! Look, your problem is that you don't know when enough is enough. Kids get all excited when they get something new. They play with it every minute of the day until they burn out and then the toy just collects dust in the garage.
- Steve Sanders: So, what's your point?
- Carly Reynolds: My point is that little boys and grown men who behave like little boys have something in common. Don't use him to get to me. I don't want Zach getting attached just when you decide to go off and find a new toy for him to play with.
- Steve Sanders: I thought we were past this.
- Carly Reynolds: We were. We're not anymore.