- Steve Sanders: [Walsh Kitchen] Hey Kell, Munt here is getting married.
- Kelly Taylor: You are! Congratulations.
- [Kisses him]
- Morton Muntz: Thanks.
- Kelly Taylor: [the Playboy magazine that Kelly found under Brandon's bed is on the counter] I guess you won't be needing these.
- Morton Muntz: Yeah, I got to cancel my subscription.
- [Flips through the magazine with a pained look]
- Morton Muntz: God, that hurts!
- Kelly Taylor: [At the Beach house about Donna's assistant] Sounds like this thing called cutting.
- Noah Hunter: What's that?
- Kelly Taylor: It's a disorder where people actually cut themselves. We have a pamphlet on it at the clinic. I read about it in the New York Times.
- Donna Martin: People cut themselves, that's horrible.
- Noah Hunter: Is she suicidal?
- Kelly Taylor: Probably not, cutters are self loathing. By doing this they can control the pain they experience.
- Valerie Malone: [Walsh kitchen, discussing the sex shop and the guys' fantasies] Why couldn't we have gone together. It would have made it...
- Kelly Taylor: A little less sleazy?
- Valerie Malone: Yeah. What do men want? because I for one am baffled.
- Kelly Taylor: They just don't understand how that stuff makes us feel.
- Valerie Malone: Fat, inferior, completely left out.
- Kelly Taylor: We're okay for their daily lives but when it comes to the fantasy part of things, we are somehow off limits.
- Valerie Malone: It's their fantasy not ours.
- Kelly Taylor: I don't want it to be mine but I just wish we could share it.
- Valerie Malone: Men!
- Kelly Taylor: They think we're the complicated species!