- Dylan McKay: We're not going to be judging each other up there. We're going to be enjoying each other.
- Kelly Taylor: Brandon, don't you think we'd make a great couple?
- Brandon Walsh: I guess I don't. It's like... I know you too well or something.
- Kelly Taylor: What if we were complete strangers?
- Brandon Walsh: I'd probably be in love with you.
- Kelly Taylor: Can't you fake amnesia or something?
- Brandon Walsh: [chuckles] I don't know it just, it... feels like... you're another sister.
- Kelly Taylor: That is probably the ugliest thing any guy has ever said to me.
- Brandon Walsh: [quietly] I'm sorry.
- Kelly Taylor: Brandon, I'm a Spring Princess. I can't exactly show up in a Melvin, or whatever you're calling your car these days.
- Andrea Zuckerman: Well, I have fundamental ideological problems with teenage social rituals that basically do nothing but exacerbate fears of total insecurity and inferiority over one's appearance while frenetically exploiting and I must say distorting the feminine ideal... in an act which reaches its apogee with the election of the spring queen.