- Donna Martin: Just because I'm in tonight does not mean I'm feeling sorry for myself.
- [Eating ice cream and talking on the phone with her mom]
- Felice Martin: [camera shows her mom eating ice cream and talking to her on the phone] Before I met your father I went to where the boys were. I didn't stay at home.
- Donna Martin: If I didn't stay at home, I wouldn't be able to take your "do you have a boyfriend yet" phone calls.
- Dylan McKay: Do you feel all right?
- Matt Durning: Yeah, I feel fine.
- Dylan McKay: We can be in L.A. in a few hours...
- Steve Sanders: [Kelly wants to use Maddy for a print ad] My mom was on "The Hartley House", and I grew up around all these child actors. Print ads lead to commercials, which lead to sitcoms, which lead to sex, drugs, and rock star boyfriends. Before you know it, we'll be raiding her bank account, and then she'll be dissing us on "E! True Hollywood Stories." No.
- [after Donna caught David and Camille having sex in her clothing shop]
- David Silver: I'm sorry for what you saw. For not having the tact to realize it would bother you.