- Samantha Stephens: [after Mrs. Kravitz calls] You'd better go home.
- Abner Kravitz: What is it?
- Samantha Stephens: She thinks she's getting vibrations.
- Abner Kravitz: Vibrations? She's chewing on the electric blanket again.
- Samantha Stephens: Now, it isn't all my fault. If you would have helped me hang the pictures, she never wouldn't have caught me.
- Darrin Stephens: If you hadn't twitched your nose, she wouldn't have caught you either.