- Samantha Stephens: Advertising is Darrin's business. Informing the public is Darrin's stock-in-trade.
- Endora: Hardly. His stock-in-trade is contributing to the delinquency of my daughter.
- Darrin Stephens: Sam, you didn't
- [wiggles his nose with his hand]
- Darrin Stephens: put an extra page in the newspaper, did you?
- Talking Dog: I want Perfect Pizza, too.