Bewitched (TV Series)

Junior Executive (1965)

Bill Mumy: Darrin the Boy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Samantha Stephens : [Darrin is sleeping]  Darrin, it's seven thirty.

  [Darrin does not wake up] 

  Samantha Stephens : .

  Endora : Is he always so bright and cheery in the morning?

  Samantha Stephens : Mother, will you please get out of here? The poor dear's been up all night trying to think up a campaign to sell that boat.

  Endora : You think that's amusing?

  Samantha Stephens : No. I was just thinking how sweet he looks. Like a little boy. Bet he was cute.

  Endora : What makes you think that?

  Samantha Stephens : Well, look at what he grew up to look like.

  Endora : Oh, that's the argument I was going to use.

  Samantha Stephens : I've never seen any photos of Darrin when he was a little boy. Wonder what he was really like?

  Endora : Well that's easy to find out.

  Samantha Stephens : Don't you dare! Darrin wouldn't like that.

  Endora : Oh, don't be silly. He needn't ever know.

  Samantha Stephens : Mother.

  Endora : [Endora turns Darrin into a boy. Endora notices the boy, to the pregnant Samantha]  Oh, Samantha, you better start praying for a girl.

  Samantha Stephens : I think he's adorable. I'll consider myself very lucky if our child looks like him. Now I think you'd better change him back.

  Endora : No. No, I'd like a better look at him.

  [Enodra opens the shutters and young Darrin wakes up] 

  Young Darrin : Oh, hi, Sam. What time is it?

  Endora : Why don't you look at your Mickey Mouse watch?

• Young Darrin : I still don't know what campaign's gonna sell this toy.

  Samantha Stephens : [to little Darrin]  Well, I think it's silly for them to put so much faith in you. After all, what do they expect from a ten-year-old kid?

  [Darrin's not pleased] 

  Samantha Stephens : Sorry, darling, I was only trying to make you feel better.

  Young Darrin : Sam, nobody likes a smart-aleck witch. I'll see you in my office after the meeting.