- [first lines]
- Samantha Stephens: [Darrin is sleeping] Darrin, it's seven thirty.
- [Darrin does not wake up]
- Samantha Stephens: .
- Endora: Is he always so bright and cheery in the morning?
- Samantha Stephens: Mother, will you please get out of here? The poor dear's been up all night trying to think up a campaign to sell that boat.
- Endora: You think that's amusing?
- Samantha Stephens: No. I was just thinking how sweet he looks. Like a little boy. Bet he was cute.
- Endora: What makes you think that?
- Samantha Stephens: Well, look at what he grew up to look like.
- Endora: Oh, that's the argument I was going to use.
- Samantha Stephens: I've never seen any photos of Darrin when he was a little boy. Wonder what he was really like?
- Endora: Well that's easy to find out.
- Samantha Stephens: Don't you dare! Darrin wouldn't like that.
- Endora: Oh, don't be silly. He needn't ever know.
- Samantha Stephens: Mother.
- Endora: [Endora turns Darrin into a boy. Endora notices the boy, to the pregnant Samantha] Oh, Samantha, you better start praying for a girl.
- Samantha Stephens: I think he's adorable. I'll consider myself very lucky if our child looks like him. Now I think you'd better change him back.
- Endora: No. No, I'd like a better look at him.
- [Enodra opens the shutters and young Darrin wakes up]
- Young Darrin: Oh, hi, Sam. What time is it?
- Endora: Why don't you look at your Mickey Mouse watch?
- Endora: [after Endora turns Darrin into a little boy] I always said that Donald had no sense of humor.
- Samantha Stephens: [scolds Endora] Mother, it isn't funny. How would you feel, if you woke up one morning and found yourself twenty years younger?
- Endora: [very pleased with this image] No comment. So Dennis got quite ugly about the whole affair, did he? Now, what exactly did he say?
- Samantha Stephens: Before or after he called you an old witch with a warped sense of humor?
- Endora: An old witch? How dare he?
- Samantha Stephens: No. How dare you?
- Young Darrin: I still don't know what campaign's gonna sell this toy.
- Samantha Stephens: [to little Darrin] Well, I think it's silly for them to put so much faith in you. After all, what do they expect from a ten-year-old kid?
- [Darrin's not pleased]
- Samantha Stephens: Sorry, darling, I was only trying to make you feel better.
- Young Darrin: Sam, nobody likes a smart-aleck witch. I'll see you in my office after the meeting.
- Darrin Stephens: [angry about Endora, after she turned him into a little boy] Sam, it has got to stop. I'm a human being, not a plaything to be whapped up and down at will.
- Samantha Stephens: Oh, darling, I agree. It was a terrible thing for Mother to do, but would you please eat?
- Darrin Stephens: Terrible? She could have stunted me out of ten years' growth. As a matter of fact, she did.
- Samantha Stephens: Twenty actually, but who's counting? At least have some coffee.