Big Wolf on Campus (TV Series)
The Girl Who Spied Wolf (2000)
Aimée Castle: Lori Baxter
Quotes
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Lori Baxter : So, um, did you hear about that werewolf sighting last night?
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Really?
Lori Baxter : Yeah. I wonder who that wolf could be. I was at home last night taking a nice, hot bubble bath, so that rules me out. Where were you last night?
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Oh, uh, oh, I, I was also taking a bubble bath.
Lori Baxter : Tommy, I know you're lying.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Is it because of the way my left eye twitches?
Lori Baxter : No, it's because you're the world's most pathetic liar. Look, I know you're the werewolf.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : What?
Lori Baxter : Let's review: you always disappear when the wolf shows up and you reappear when the wolf's gone, but you're never together at the same time. You do the math.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Well, that doesn't mean a thing. Take Clark Kent and Superman. They're never at the same place at the same time.
Lori Baxter : That's because Clark Kent is Superman.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Oh. Right.
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Lori Baxter : Well, look who's here.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Lori?
Lori Baxter : Hey, wolf-boy.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Not this again. How many times do we have to do this? I am not a werewolf.
Lori Baxter : Come on, Tommy. It all adds up.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Okay. All right. So, let's say that I am the werewolf. Aren't you afraid that I'll hurt you?
Lori Baxter : Look, I know that the Pleasantville Werewolf is good.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : Are you sure about that?
[Lori handcuffs Tommy to herself]
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : What are you doing, Lori?
Lori Baxter : You and I are just gonna sit here until the moon comes up.
Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins : No, Lori, listen. This is so stupid! Listen, you gotta let me go. Seriously.
Lori Baxter : Sorry, Tommy. Tonight, I prove, once and for all, that you're the dog-faced boy.