- Lori Baxter: So, um, did you hear about that werewolf sighting last night?
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Really?
- Lori Baxter: Yeah. I wonder who that wolf could be. I was at home last night taking a nice, hot bubble bath, so that rules me out. Where were you last night?
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Oh, uh, oh, I, I was also taking a bubble bath.
- Lori Baxter: Tommy, I know you're lying.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Is it because of the way my left eye twitches?
- Lori Baxter: No, it's because you're the world's most pathetic liar. Look, I know you're the werewolf.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: What?
- Lori Baxter: Let's review: you always disappear when the wolf shows up and you reappear when the wolf's gone, but you're never together at the same time. You do the math.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Well, that doesn't mean a thing. Take Clark Kent and Superman. They're never at the same place at the same time.
- Lori Baxter: That's because Clark Kent is Superman.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Oh. Right.
- Lori Baxter: Well, look who's here.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Lori?
- Lori Baxter: Hey, wolf-boy.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Not this again. How many times do we have to do this? I am not a werewolf.
- Lori Baxter: Come on, Tommy. It all adds up.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Okay. All right. So, let's say that I am the werewolf. Aren't you afraid that I'll hurt you?
- Lori Baxter: Look, I know that the Pleasantville Werewolf is good.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: Are you sure about that?
- [Lori handcuffs Tommy to herself]
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: What are you doing, Lori?
- Lori Baxter: You and I are just gonna sit here until the moon comes up.
- Thomas P. 'Tommy' Dawkins: No, Lori, listen. This is so stupid! Listen, you gotta let me go. Seriously.
- Lori Baxter: Sorry, Tommy. Tonight, I prove, once and for all, that you're the dog-faced boy.