- D.I. Burnside: Did you know, gentlemen, that there is a crime commited every seven seconds in this great metropolis of ours?
- D.C. Lines: Alright, Guv?
- D.I. Burnside: Bunch of louts kicking a bag of wind around and everything grinds to a halt, does it?
- D.C. Lines: There's public relations for you.
- D.I. Burnside: Public relations will improve when our results improve. You two are supposed to be detectives. So get off your backsides and start detecting.