The Bionic Woman (TV Series)

Rancho Outcast (1978)

Keenan Wynn: Gustave

Quotes 

• Colonel : Are your neckhairs high enough yet for me to start forming a firing squad?

  Gustave : Just about... Order them shot if they try and leave again.

• Gustave : A dancer? Well, my guests get little enough entertainment as it is, so you must dance for us. And I'll feed your fingers to the iguanas before I kill you both, if she doesn't dance very, very good.

• Gustave : Oh ladies and gentlemen, we have a rare treat in store for us today: this charming young lady is going to dance for us.

  [some applause from the customers] 

  Gustave : And immediately following that, we may have a surprise encore: the execution of a police spy.