Birds of Prey (TV Series)

Premiere (2002)

Mia Sara: Dr. Harleen Quinzel, Harley Quinn

Quotes 

• Harleen : Just goes to show you, never send a business man to do a psychopath's job.

• Harleen : You've been coming here for three months, Helena, and you've barely said a word. Talk therapy works better when you actually speak.

  Helena Kyle : The court sent me here for anger management, right? Observe the managing. I'm cured. You're... you're genius.

  Harleen : You sideswiped two cars, flattened a stop sign, crushed a fire hydrant...

  Helena Kyle : I was in a hurry.

  Harleen : And knocked out a security guard.

  Helena Kyle : I shoved him to get him out of the way. I barely even touched the guy.

  Harleen : And why exactly were you in such a hurry?

  Helena Kyle : I don't know. I had things to do.

  Harleen : I understand that whatever it was seemed urgent to you.

  Helena Kyle : No, you don't understand. You don't know me. You don't know anything about me. Let's just run the clock out here, call it good.

• Harleen : I do know that on this day seven years ago, you watched your mother die. And a few months later, Barbara Gordon became your legal guardian, and... there's no mention of your father.

  Helena Kyle : It's because at the time, I didn't know who he was.

  Harleen : But you do now?

  Helena Kyle : Bruce Wayne is my father.

  Harleen : Your father... is one of the wealthiest men in the country. And you move in with a schoolteacher?

  Helena Kyle : It wasn't exactly "Father Knows Best". He didn't know he had a kid. "Clueless" is a, uh, radical understatement.

  Harleen : It sounds like your relationship with your father is somewhat conflicted.

  Helena Kyle : What relationship? He didn't raise me. My mom did. I miss her. She... she was funny... and crazy and dangerous, and... in that one moment, she was... was gone. That's when everything changed. I changed.

  Harleen : Into what?

  Helena Kyle : Into someone maybe I wasn't meant to be.